Thursday, June 2, 2011

Kate Middleton Divorced

Kate Middleton Divorce Is It True? Prince William And Kate Middleton Divorced After 5 Weeks of marriage Is It True? William Divorces Kate Middleton:  
Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was “a tremendous mistake in every possible regard.”

Prince William Said “I really don’t know what I was thinking we’re a terrible match, I don’t love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place,” announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. 

“People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I’m just relieved it’s over, frankly. And I’m glad I’ll never have to see that awful woman again.” Prince William then told the assembled reporters, “Well, see you all later,” smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.
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  1. The poor royals! Queen Elizabeth has been said to have cancer several times, Prince Charles is said to have Alzheimer's Disease, Princess Catherine is rumoured to be barren... and now This "news" of
    "news" of a William and Catherine divorce! All of these rumours are obviously, patently false and ridiculous! WHY are they made up? There is so much GOOD stuff to write about the Royals! And...where can one get clothes and shoes like the royals? What is their day-to-day-schedule? Etc. False rumours, (against whcih the Royals cannot defend themselves), are a travesty on the Royals -- and Journalism!

  2. Baloney! They dated for NINE YEARS before the marriage took place. The English Royal family has had too many divorces...another one, (especially for William and Kate), would end the English Monarchy for sure! This story is spurious, and gives journalism itself a bad name!


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